December 2008
15 posts
The Best of 2008
In retrospect, this year was pretty eventful for all of us. Don’t believe me? Just close your eyes and reflect on everything you’ve been blessed with over the past twelve months…
SEE!!!
For those of you with blurry hindsight, follow me, and we’ll contemplate on everything that made 2008 so great to appreciate. Then we’ll celebrate! Don’t hate. Masturbate.
BEST SONGS
3. “Paper...
Back to School
I can’t wait to go back to school. Don’t be silly. There is no way I’m getting my Masters, at least not yet anyway. My physical and mental beings can no longer handle the harsh living conditions citizens of Academia are forced to endure. You see, the school I’m going to is unconventional to say the least.
There is no enrollment fee, no need for textbooks, and never any difficulty...
WatchI’ve always wanted to see this movie when I was a kid but nobody ever let me watch it for some reason. Now I get to see it everyday, at Disneyland of all places! Who’s down for a movie night at the Magic Kingdom?? I know I am! I hope it’s 4-D…
“When life gives you lemons, just say “Fuck the lemons” and bail.”
– Chuck played by Paul Rudd in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Yay.
I found my phone. (Actually the phone found me. It was sitting in front of my bedroom door when I got home. Strange.)
St. Anthony, why you do this to me?
I can’t find my phone!
No, not the dainty little thing I can tuck neatly underneath my doughy slab of belly fat. I’m talking about the big bulky motherfucker I use at home, one that would create an unpleasant sight if ever used in the act of sodomy. The piece of shit battery pack only lasts for two lines of conversation to begin with, rendering the state-of-the-art paging system...
“The world is a snow globe of fallen dreams, fallen hopes, and fallen souls. But...”
– David Sugarmeyer, from his classic film Featherdust Mahogany
Thank you, Thank you
VS3 was a blast. Everyone who went can attest to that… Especially when Lil Niqo stole the show…. “Ain’t that Niqo? YEAH THAT’S NIQO!!”
I’m tellin’ you, keep your eye out for Lil Niqo. He is a master MC in the body of an eight-year-old. He’s definitely going to be big someday… both figuratively and literally.
Anyway, we really...
CORRECTION:
The schedule’s been changed… so in case you’re going, Jack’s Last Bullet will be playing at 6:45! Originally we were going to play at the same time Super Galactic was performing GASP! but we were successful in getting a time change YAY!!!
So let’s all have a good time shall we??
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Ready To Rock??
Jack’s Last Bullet Show TOMORROW!!!
We’re playing at Visual Stimulus Events 3, a fundraising event to help keep the Academy of Performing Arts alive! The event runs from 5pm to 11pm, with a bunch of different acts ranging from live music, to poetry, to dance, including Kevin Brewer’s Super Galactic Beat Manipulators. Your boys from JLB are playing some time between 7pm and...