November 2010
3 posts
Belle who? There's a New Beauty in Town.
Tangled **** Rather than your ordinary Once Upon a Time, the story of Tangled starts with a voiceover from Flynn Ryder, our egotistical antihero, warning you that this is a story about how he died. This American Beauty style prologue is a clear indication that although it’s a Disney movie, this story is not without the darkness of Grimm. As Disney’s 50th animated feature film, Disney freaks...
Nov 30th
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V for Vegas.
A for Alphabet game on the way to Sin City. B for Blackjack Hot Dog Dinner. C for Chain, Chain, Chain, Chain, Ch-Chain Chain Ch-Ch-Ch. D for Dryhumping on top of Len, not with Len mind you. E for Excuse me! Excuse me! Are you one of the Jabbawockeez?! F for Fat Tuesday .44 Magnums. G? Hmmm… I’ll get back to that later… H for Hurricane Simulator. I for Interrupting the Birthday...
Nov 24th
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Good Morning.
On second thought, make it great. Make this the kind of morning they would portray in a Folgers commercial. Make this the kind of morning that inspires songbirds. They call Wednesday “Hump Day.” Here’s to your orgasm.
Nov 3rd
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