Thumbs.
In my truck at a CVS parking lot blasting blink182, all the while sending you a message composed entirely with my thumbs. To have thumbs. It’s a gamechanger really. You can hitchhike. Congratulate someone for a job well done, or commence an execution. You can also give high fives. Without the thumbs they’d only be high fours. Strange huh? Speaking of strange, a cop just parked in front of me. I think he thinks I’m about to detonate a bomb or something. That’s another thing thumbs can do. Detonate bombs. Boom.
