inside the Embryo

The Anthology of Common Nonsense and Digadaga (dig-uh dog-uh) by misterEmbryo

List of Things Will-Do

  1. Positive, positive, positive thinking. The glass is only half empty because I have yet to drop in my shot of Jager. Jager bomb jager bomb jager bomb.
  2. Work out every day, no exceptions. Let the ghost of Michelangelo chisel away at the slab of marble that is my body, and in time (a very, very long time), I will be a walking masterpiece.
  3. Allow for one day of uninhibited ZSHOSHing (includes Restaurant Week Dinner)
  4. Write a song.
  5. Write at least three chapters of my soon-to-be greatest novel of all time (I’m being facetious. Maybe not the greatest of all time, but definitely of this decade.)
  6. Donate a dollar to a charity of my choosing. A dollar actually goes a long way, case in point, $.99 Flatbreat Quesadilla from Taco Bell.
  7. Watch a new movie (Easy A)
  8. Kayaking (scheduled this Sunday)
  9. Learn to cook a dish that involves potatos
  10. Floss.

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