Cluttered
My mind is a total jumble, a tornado of thoughts, emotions, and concerns. A massive wreckage of things to come and things that should have been. Perhaps the best physical representation of my own cerebral chaos is a simple glance at my mess of a computer desk: enamored with knickknacks (some useless and some essential), religious figurines that seem totally out of place, and a bunch of other personal parafernalia that together as a whole forms one giant WTF.
Here’s what you’ll find:
- A rubber ducky dressed as a witch
- A rosary
- An empty cup of noodles
- Three wind-up toys: an eyeball, a happy face, and a pirate
- Two beer pong balls
- A Santo Nino statue
- A beer bottle opener
- Coupons for free lunch at IHOP
- A Word-of-the-Day Calendar
- A ticket to see Jack’s Last Bullet at the SOMA
- A lava lamp
- A piggy bank, spotted and half-smiling
- An empty wine glass
- Cologne
- Unwritten Law DVD
- A small hockey player from a mini hockey game
- A deck of cards from Georgia
- Souvenir glasses from Hard Rock and Rainforest Cafe
- A picture of Jesus and Mary
- A water cup from Dell Taco
- Movie ticket stubs
- Disneyland Photo Pass
- Bengay
- Skull bracelet
- A venti mug from the original Starbucks
- A tiny drum from the Philippines
- An ocarina
- Massage oils
- A Mickey Mouse cup full of more random junk
- Chinese stress balls
- Guitar picks
- Vick’s Vaporub
- A crucifix
- A raspberry popsicle stick
- Credit cards
- Contacts case and solution
- A picture from First Communion
- A brouchure from Kara’s funeral
- An inhaler
- Oh… and a tampon
