inside the Embryo

The Anthology of Common Nonsense and Digadaga (dig-uh dog-uh) by misterEmbryo

V for Vegas.

A for Alphabet game on the way to Sin City. B for Blackjack Hot Dog Dinner. C for Chain, Chain, Chain, Chain, Ch-Chain Chain Ch-Ch-Ch. D for Dryhumping on top of Len, not with Len mind you. E for Excuse me! Excuse me! Are you one of the Jabbawockeez?! F for Fat Tuesday .44 Magnums. G? Hmmm… I’ll get back to that later… H for Hurricane Simulator. I for Interrupting the Birthday Girl’s chance to pick the winning Deal-or-No Deal Case. J for Ju Har Ma Faaavorite, Ju Har Ma Faaaavorite. K for Kevin Brewer dressed as a janitor battling me before the show. L for Liquid Skittles provided by resident mixologist. M for Minotaur, business on top, party animal on the bottom. N for NEXT TIME THERE WON’T BE NO NEXT TIME I APOLOGIZE EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT’S LIES. O is for Octopus bracelet from Chris to Tictac. P for Pringle Dance. Q for Queen King Suited. R for Rim! Rim! Rim! Rim! S for Song, the best champagne server ever. T for Tictac of course, tic-tac-toe, the game only babies lose, which makes me a baby. U for Unlimited Ahi Poke. V for Virtual Insanity on the people movers. W for Wake up calls at 5am. X for Xtra truck because nothing else starts with X. Y for Y? Cuss yo’ not ma faaavorite. Yo’ not ma faaaavorite. Z for ZzzzzzZZZzzzZzZZz back to reality.

Oh yeah! G for Good times with ma faaaavorites, ju har ma faaaavorites.

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